Dunatars of dungeons: Post Goblin Role Playing Game

You can find little people in the Russian -speaking environment, completely indifferent to the « orderly of the dungeons ». A quarter, as usual, love, they hate a quarter, another ten percent somewhere between, but also towards sympathy, which they cannot really explain. The rest, as they are found, do not know.

Dozens, funny reviews, serious reviews, analysis, flyers, and just passages came to the “orderlies”. Personally, I passed them on Twoitch God, how many years ago, when the grass was greener, and Twitch is much more tolerant of certain lexical forms.

What can I say, even the Rebbe Nesterman himself made a video about the game where the curious, but meaningless design about the « art of security forces » derives. Yeah, after Nesterman about the game and there is nothing to tell.

But I will probably try.

In general, let’s look at one of the best RPGs that were generally produced in our country.

For what

The first « orderlies » became an event to which the whole industry went, plunging into the darkness.

Firstly, this is a goblin. Dmitry Yuryevich Puchkov in the world, who had already managed to become famous outside the game as a bald uncle, ridiculously translating films by that time. The personality is extremely ambiguous, but as of the beginning of the zero, he has not yet managed to reborn into the demon that broadcasts from the state contract from everywhere, the main channel on YouTube is no longer no longer.

How was it? Initially, there was the book of the same name, which was nothing more than a multiplayer guide in the game Quake, which was written for the magazine “Navigator of the Game World”.

It was written and published for a long time, with feeling, with a proper, with a placement, the “navigator” was only glad to publish these sheets of the text from a slow talent – at least they did not have to think about what to occupy five or ten pages in the next issue. There was little money, there was almost no advertisement, and I had to invent a genre of computer gloss on the go.

But the magazine « Game.exe ”, by the way, refused to publish this opus, for which he would fall into the future in Dimyurych in disgrace, as a magazine in which fools work, that they do not understand anything in the publishing business. History put everything in its place – “Game.EXE ”closed in 2006, and the“ navigator ”plus minus flounders so far, becoming a cozy harbor for a different kind of player veterans-like a revived and again closed“ from a screw ”.

The initial edition of the Great Roman stretched from the 98th to the 99th year, rising there just under default, and as soon as it stabilized, first published in other magazines, and, subsequently, pushed out on its own black and yellow website.

The short age of computer gloss as a whole was a specific one, the fact that the multi -page and lengthy texts of the Goblin about Kveik came in to the public, much speaks of the then society as a whole and the magazine “Navigator of the Game World” in particular. In order not to go into the jungle at all, the easiest way to send you to the opus Andrei Poshibyakin “Gamezhur”, which seems to be added by all the same. If in a nutshell-in those days, many editors had to write columns under three to five pseudonyms, so they were happy there to any graphomaniacs.

Gradually, in these « orderlies » it became less and less from the guide and more and more from science fiction, which led to the publication of the entire saga in paper form.

In fact, a rather inexpressive book was obtained, in fact – a brochure. I stumbled upon it at the time in the city library, about the year, approximately in 2005, and it did not look like a fountain – there were not enough pages, the paper was softer to the toilet, the cover was mint and faded. Its circulation was nothing-some three thousand pieces, and it is all the same that one of them managed to be three thousand kilometers from St. Petersburg.

And yes – the book is complete shit. But intriguing-suddenly this is all a trick, and at some point the instructions for playing the multiplayer of the dead game will end, and there will be at least a logical finale, but alas-the book was felt literally unfinished.

That is why, in the end, I climbed on the Internet with the only device I have available to me then – using the Siemens C75 phone. Traffic was then unpleasantly expensive, but I still achieved mine – I found an electronic version of the « orderlies ». And, suddenly, « orderly dungeons 2 unreal ». I did not see the magazines « Navigator of the Game World » in the end of the nineties, and did not know that this, in fact, was just another series of guides, but not by K Whika, with the same characters. And he was even worse than fan fiction on « Kweika ».

The master is afraid.

However, this is no longer important. Both of these taht files were read by me from the tiny screen of the old « Siemens », just for the announcements of the upcoming game. Let’s go to it already.

Where

As Grandfather Stalin used to say – « Shots decide everything ». But since we are not Stalin here, but still a goblin, the personnel were selected by the corresponding.

Networking began already in the book itself in full – all the names of the characters are the essence of Nicky and the nicknames of the people who played with Dmitry Yuryevich. He did not hesitate to fit himself into the fan fiction, by the way.

Publications in the Navigator as a whole allowed to acquire a bunch of useful acquaintances, one of the most useful, of course, was Yuri Miroshnikov. He then worked at the 1C publishing house, moved around the life, and understood that the iron should be forged while he was warmly and signed the goblin to make the gorky 17 goblin – well, you all know this story, when only in Russia the game still could not, without troubles, publish.

Among other things, Miroshnikov oversaw the development of the game “Prince” from the Snowball studio, which, in the end, made the same translations of “Gorky”, in which the plot and the essence of the two editions in a row were mercilessly.

Among other things, Miroshnikov oversaw the development of the game “Prince” from the Snowball studio, which, in the end, made the same translations in which they mercilessly changed the plot and essence of both games.

Snowball – strange guys. Initially, they had to make three games for 1C at once-these are “omnipotent sorcerer”, “Mercury-8” and “Prince”, bringing only the latter to the release, since it was considered a small game that will help to pass the time before the release of “Vseslav”. “Vseslav” was in no hurry to go out and hung in the development status of up to the crisis of 2008, and they eventually gave the name “Mercury-8” they gave the Polish RPG Space Hack localized, purely that the tradmark would not idle.

In general, a very useful acquaintance was borrowed by Dmitry Yuryevich, although, according to eyewitnesses, not too much money-for the same translations of the games paid a fixed fee of a couple of hundred, without any royalties, despite the fact that the games themselves diverged well.

Vsevolod Ivanov was another good acquaintance – he also managed to read the “orderlies” to the holes, finish the Petrozavodsky state, and work in Gamdev – in the St. Petersburg studio Madia, which is known to the elderly gamer “Storm”, Addon for it “Soldiers of the Sky”, Starmic and Inadvertent Suhern “Gelian” and forgotten the “Patriot”: Patriot:Democratzation « .

Vsevolod managed to participate in the creation of the missions only for “storms”, there, by coincidence, Miroshnikov sent Goblin in order to write the next texts.

Word for word, shit on the table – and the idea of ​​the game based on the « Great Book » was born.

And since direct gaming would look too dashing, well, if you take even a modern edition of the book, you will see very little plot and a lot of layouts on the damned Quake, classic Team Fortress, the CTF mode there..

Hmm. Well, how is it to « play »?

As a result, they decided to take a tiny one, I now with difficulty found it at all, an episode-in it the heroes remember how they were once dropped on a planet-tuture. In the book itself, it is worth clarifying again, the plot did not go beyond the description of the Kuake 2 Ground Zero additions, and in it, of course, there were neither galactic empires, nor cosmic Nazis, nor a tune, nor short guides in the thieves’ phenomenon, nothing. In other words, there was simply a titanic work to create a game universe, for which the ID Software would not be wrapped.

Primary broth

So, the acquaintance of these three wonderful people took place, the idea was born and her pitching began. Vsevolod Ivanov, as a true fan of Puchkov, successfully mastered his style of letter and settled for the script, Miroshnikov, as already mentioned, pulled up a team that was supposed to implement the idea, and the goblin himself settled for the voice acting of the “Lord of the Rings”, which, later, will divide his life into “before” and “after”.

Everything sounds too good to be true, right? Everything is so

Initially, the game was created on the engine « Prince » by people from Snowball. How, why, why – there are no answers, except for the most obvious – savings. They remind them, the first “prince” planned to be released to the 97th, and they were transported as a result until the 99th.

And judging by the screenshots, they, with permission to say, gathered a good four years for the engine, even at the exhibitions of 2004 showed a version that hinted that if everything continued in the same spirit-the game will repeat the fate of the “omnipotent sorcerer”, or worse-it will come out as it is, but somewhere in 2010 in 2010

Fortunately 1C in general and Goblin in particular, at the same time a wonderful Skyfallen studio was formed, with its own engine, which they created for their own RPG “Blood Magic”. The engine under the simple name Theengine was a real find – it gave a fairly high -quality picture, was flexible to use and not tied to one specific genre. In addition to the “orderlies” and “magic”, by the way, “Prince 3” was subsequently made on it, a series of step -by -step wargams “Code of War”, several parts of King’s Bounty, RTS “Majesty 2”, a series of global strategies “Warlock”, and even the Death Track raceRessurection « 

With a new engine and a team, which consisted of Nivalovites, Skyfollovites and Snowolists, the business went much more cheerful, and by the 2006th year the game saw the White Light. And usually the transfer to the new engine is fraught with tightening the deadlines, but thanks to the multifaceted elaboration of the world, even purely the forces of Snowball, the game was simply redesigned to 3D without any problems.

Everything turned out as successful as possible – and the goblin then already became a media value, and the engine showed a beautiful picture, and in general, the period was the most blessed time, when domestic slopes did not completely strangle everyone from the motives of cinema blockers.

So what happened after all these ordeals.

Actually, release

As mentioned above, the world of https://nongambancasinos.co.uk/review/spinscastle/ the game has nothing to do with the Quake universe, to which the same fan fiction was written and written. The game was taken as far from the source as far as possible, the main conflict is the civil war between a certain Empire and the Fourth Reich, which has already been going on which. Yes, the ears of the modern goblin are already sticking out even in a brief description of the Laura of the game. In short, in the Imperial FSINA, settlements were replaced by the so-called planets-prisoners, inhabited by a lifelong. And on one such planet called « sailor silence » a group of convict-soldered treacherously build a ship to lead to the will. In view of the fact that they still can’t do anything special, but they need to hold a person, it was decided to throw a bunch of spacesman-and-leads onto the planet, for whom the destruction of this boat will become a kind of state.

Naturally, something goes wrong when landing, and we spend the lion’s share of the game in search of the whole team scattered across the planet, there are four of them:

Kaban is actually the main character, the first of the reconnaissance group, whom we receive in our management;

Gloomy – a fighter whom we redeem from slavery in the market;

Krueger – we will get him out of captivity of certain “highlanders” – and as you wanted, the plot was written literally during the guidance of the constitutional order in some territories known to all;

Demon – we organize an escape from the Aryan dungeons.

The fifth, their commander Sergeant Hartman, cannot be found, therefore we act as a quartet.

In general, in the process of gathering our team, we plow the planet along and across, shoot cannibals, blacks, Asians, Nazis (but nevertheless we enter their ranks), simple prisoners. and die a whole bunch of various ways. Really, the Game Over screens are one of the best parts of the game, we can suddenly go crazy, be killed by the head of the zone eaten by cannibals.

In places, the game is distinguished by remarkable non -linearity, though here, as in Kinz from Telltale, how do not dodge, the ending is exactly one, where you explode shuttle and fly off the planet with comrades, unless, of course, consider the endings of the geimover screens.

In general, the game is one continuous parody of everything that « only to the floor is not screwed up ». The themes of prisoners, intolerance, various games, films, even anime, books, fifth, tenth, everything is flavored with the bearded jokes of the times of the late stagnation are faced. And this is precisely what the game is close to Fallout spiritually, which is essentially the same banter, only over the USA, the presence or absence of a nuclear apocalypse is purely secondary – this is just one of the topics. At the end of the nineties – the beginning of the zero over the domestic Gamdev, the “ghost of Follach” flew – the desire to do “like Black Aisla, only steeply”: some of the attempts died at that moment, until the development ended, some were in eternal development and have not been released (and will not come out) until now, like a “new union”, like a “border”, which turned out to be complete, which turned out to be completeGovnom. All of them are united by one thing – a misunderstanding of the essence of the wasteland, which is not at all wastelands, but in the spirit of what is happening, if you want, « soul ». And in the « orderlies », no matter what, this very « soul » is available.

The problem here is already in this soul.

The essence of the wasteland

From time immemorial, a Russian man was drawn to a free life, away from his bosses – closer to the dining room. By definition, the Russian person, who is trying to escape, hide from the pressure of the surrounding reality, which will always catch up and jerk on the head when you do not wait for this at all. The eternal search for the frontier, the development of the Kuban, the Caucasus, Siberia, and each time the authorities always come there, who must be kept and not let go. And from time immemorial, the hero in the hearts of people is a free person, sometimes even a robber, and this is not necessarily a troublesome – just a person who did not obey the pointer from above.

Tie and deliver to Moscow. Or send it to the link, or even determine for hard labor. Is it the same blades? On the Rutrekker, with an acute desire, you can find such a curious collection as « Siberian hard labor », at the beginning of the century there were many such records

I dare to say that these are all phenomena of the same order, both the zone and the frontier.

In the « orderly of the dungeons » we have just an explosive mixture, a frontier that became a prison. According to the plot, after all, once the sailor’s silence was a regular colony for mining, which was closed after a major accident that entailed the death of most of the workers. The survivors were taken out, and the planet itself went into the ownership of the empire, which began to use this place as a link for those sentenced to lifelong.

In general, the game is definitely a soul. Spirit, craving for freemen in conditions when nothing has nothing to do with it. The spirit of freedom, if you allow.

It is he who forces the disgusting battleship with the mistakes point blank, regular sorties, general brakes of the engine, not very attractive graphics by modern standards, disgusting animation (even faces are not animated, frozen shame, and this is in 2006!) and some unpleasant goblin style.

Exactly, « goblin stylistics ». Well, Vsevolod Ivanov successfully mastered it so much that it is not clear even what dialogs he wrote, and which Goblin personally. This is a surprisingly monolithic mixture of bearded jokes, prison vocabulary and shit. A rather unattractive sight, from which side do not look at him

The Soviet period passed a rink throughout Russian life, just influenced something, but he changed some points beyond recognition. In particular, the same hard labor culture that has grown and crushed everything else under everything. And even there, there was the same craving for freedom, only became even more brutal and terrible. And the whole game is about this. Only in a wrapping of high -quality role -playing game.

All this forms a rather convincing monster Frankenstein, in which, damn it, it is really interesting to play.

So what is there in the game in principle?

Initially, of course, I wanted to load in full, and give out the next passage with the next obvious jokes, but at some point I realized that this approach was alien to me, and we will go a different way.

And that’s why – the gameplay harmonizes too well with the declared above. Having landed on the planet and taking the boar under the control, you should remember a couple of hints. The first – there is no excess trash, we take everything that is possible. Pants take up less space in the inventory and cost more than Rob. Potato, carrots, bread and meat are lying everywhere. Hacking skill. There is also the skill of imperial weapons, which will appear only at the very end.

The most important skill for survival at the first stage of the game is, do not believe it, pocket theft. The fact is that for a successfully stolen thing, you are poured as many experience glasses as this very thing is worth. Starting with small, from mushrooms or carrots, after the industrial zone you can even steal a weapon from those NPCs that can potentially attack you on any quest. Things that you cannot steal is quite a bit, and they are either just too expensive for you, or are assigned to the character in the quest.

In addition to experience, theft will help to put together initial capital, which will allow you to buy various kinds. Do not neglect them – you often miss, enemies are painful, all treatment acts instantly, in the settings you can turn on the autopause for any reason, and everything is in this spirit.

At one time, Moshnili’s game is just because of the realy, a step-by-step mode that would go more tactical game, but I think that this is all from under the horse, since there is no tactics in the game. Yes, you can squat, go to bed or run, but all this is done so slowly and sedate that it is easier to spit treatment and feel calm.

For a more calm life, if completely garlic, it is recommended to use ArtMoney so as not to steam for the farm. Judge for yourself, here you went to the global card, and what do you see there?

Fixed, with permission to say, Dange (dungeons, lol), in which a purely fixed amount of resources that you can not bear in one sitting, and which you will not be allowed to return. In short, stuffing stuffiness from scratch, and even passing these points is literally the main quest. If in the case of skirmishes with people, we see at least some variety, such as an attack on the village of Police in quotation marks, or the shooting of the zombies raised from the graves of Aryan scientists, then here are the “skirmishes with animals”, this is the dull shooting of these very animals. Moreover, in the very first you need to kill the carcasses in order to extract skins for fur underwear that will be donated to the authorities. The hardener is that they are peaceful by default, that is, they need to be specially attacking, and they still get fucked up what small ones, despite the shimmering textures, it is corny to find them.

I won’t be surprised if the task of shooting tushkiks was for someone the last that they saw in the game before removing it.

But many threw the game even earlier – for example, at the stage of escape from the industrial zone, a kind of prison in prison.

To be honest, this is the best and worst part of the game. It is very non -linear, I am serious – even though it all ends with the theft of the steam locomotive, before this steam locomotive is at least two ways, which also intersects among themselves. The first path is if you fit into the local ecosystem for the role of an electrician. The second is the role of the guard. Yes, what to talk about – on the map two locations are immediately visible, which for one of the paths will be inaccessible in principle. Alas, alas, they didn’t bring the third way – well, except for the sudden death for too long.

Dialogs. Well, here the feeling is twofold. On the one hand – it sounds quite authentic. On the other, it is sometimes painful to read. The characters talk with jokes, jokes about shit and sodomites, allusions on the information agenda of the beginning of the zero, and not everyone can like this. And the text is piled well. At the same time, it is necessary to read it, since every second conversation can actually end with a gamer.

For our happiness, the developers understood what they were doing, and the game has auto -preservation before every dialogue. So if you were determined in roosters, do not be discouraged, nothing has been proved yet, and everything can be replayed into clicks.

And quests, quests, quests, and some sometimes even funny – now, after escaping from the industrial zone, we can look for a homeless man with the nickname Aragorn pants that another bum stolen from him. Or agree to the robbery of the bank, which will become the most difficult shooting of the start of the game.

The mechanics of the game as a whole are not on our side – if you thoughtlessly click on any item that restores health, sooner or later you will get either kvass or vodka. From the first, the main character begins to dance and sing Agutin, from the second – to weave like a snail, and in both cases he drops a weapon that is already in his hands. Well, that is, literally, everything was done purely in order to pin the player, and does not bear any more goals. Well, isn’t it fine?

About the unnecessary skills of cold, throwing and light weapons generally silent. Well, at first, at first, of course, it will be hard – the misses are point -blank, the theater of the absurd, but it is worth pouring into the same difficult, from the very beginning, so that by the middle of the game it is normal to put headshot, and in the end it is possible to ruin everything that is possible from machine guns. Light weapons are used anyway only at the very beginning, and it still will have to shoot at point blank range. Imperial weapons are needed only with a stretch – in the team for all characters it is well bustled and without our help.

As already mentioned, there is nonlinearity in the game, and here it appears a second time. Actually, you can get to a shuttle prepared for an escape in two ways-either along a branch of quests of local highlanders-chanbals, or through the Nazis. But it somehow does not please-most of the side quests are available in any passage.

Side quests. Of course. Sit down-prison-Ubei with long cops in the style of goblin, which inspire thoughts about text quests from “space rangers” if they were written by degenerates. No, well, in some places funny. For example, there is a quest where we need to catch the cartridges from the toilet with a sorter, tied to prisoners to escape, or someone’s cut finger, which can be used as evidence of the cannibalism of a local fool.

If you go into the kitchen after him and talk to the cook, he will try to kill you, they say, “where are all the cooks, what are you with them, shit or something” or something ”. Or a quest where you bring space artillery on the Asians who build a dacha to their emperor in the form of a rocket.

By the way, we are not allowed to visit this location personally, and it is made purely for a minute video on the engine

Or do things completely, which are difficult to describe correctly, in particular, you throw a barge with a barge with, ahem, foreign specialists who sailed to look for work in the white quarters of the city. Hmm. At one time there was a joke that the goblin was not taken into Russian popular unity because of the meter’s wife. Jokes?

Yes, by the way, the world of the planet. It is strictly siparine between black, yellow and white. Here the city of North is divided between the three races, purely black or yellow villages are hidden in the forests, and even around the Croatsweisburg, which is inhabited by Aryans, slums with a colored population are scattered. And everyone lives a plus or minus in the world, as they try not to cross the boundaries without much need.

It sounds, of course, insanely sad, the roads back, to civilization, for local inhabitants are no longer there, and is not expected, but at the same time all those present have such freedom that did not dream upstairs. They want-they cosplay Naziks, they want-they are chosen by a gang, which can only be opposed by another gang, they want-they go into agriculture, business, they just work for those who are stronger, and everyone somehow lives, live their age.

By the way, there are also no children in the world – all women whom we can meet in the role of priestesses of love or trade are sterilized before sending. Also, in a certain sense, game conventionality.

Well, okay, in the end we still get the very imperial weapon, storm the hangar with the shuttle, destroy it and fly away from the planet, giving the last battle to the Aryans. In orbit, we are assigned the title of « Private » and recognized as completed training, let them show a suspiciously familiar person issuing the icons of graduates. Titras, chanson, many surnames. Hooray.

And all would be nothing, but they made the second part.

Actually, release 2

I’ll say a terrible thing – I never bought licensed discs. Well, I took the maximum from friends to drive something like that, like « Space Rangers », the disk with which was walking throughout the class. And the second « orderlies » I, of course, bought 16 games in 1 in the collection. And what would you think – there was a bug that guaranteed to lead the game when trying to take advantage of the ferry to Kthulhu. I even managed to agree with the sellers and exchange the disk, but this did not correct the situation.

The patch, of course, was found with the help of a poor Internet at school, in the office of computer science, in the same place he was downloaded, but, in the end, he did not stand on the version of the game that I had. And so I would score hell, but then the circumstances of the insurmountable power intervened – my dad. He then generally played the same thing in which I, between shifts in the mine, did not know how to put new games, and did not study. And yes, he also passed and Neverwinter Nights, And Dungeon Siege, And Titanquest, and several parts Call of Duty, And, of course, « Dunights of the dungeons », who were wildly entered. Actually, in the framework of the struggle with this bug, I was awarded four hundred rubles and the go -ahead was given to acquire a license. Four hundreds are not a joke for you. It was possible to buy four collections with games. That’s the same.

« Odroelectric sanitars 2 » – Literally the only game that I bought in a licensed form in zero. I have to somehow live with it now.

In general, the second part of the saga about the cosmodesant. The plot is even more primitive than in the first, we play for Sergeant Hartman, who was supposed to be with the rest of the group when falling on the planet, but something went wrong, he was a poisonous ostrich, and he hit whom exactly during the action of the first part of the game. There is no transfer of storage, there is no continuity with the original, and even everything begins suspiciously like. Yes, we are again in prison inside the prison, except that BIM is now snowy. It may even start to creep in the feeling that we were sold the same game for the second time.

But this is only at first glance. To be honest, this happens infrequently, but real work was carried out here on the mistakes of the original. Part of the characteristics were thrown out, the algorithm of treatment was rewritten as a whole, critical blows to different parts of the body can tear them off – only the heads were shot in the original. These very goals even had facial expressions and some kind of animation of the conversation.

Hand on the genitals, we can say that the game is felt not so much by the second part, but large DLC. They took, scraped off the installation floor, all that they did not have time to add to the original, and blinded the « Black Square Hunt ». But everything is a little more complicated.

On the one hand, the game began to be felt straighter and more pleasant. Straight by a wonderful Russian roof, just as it should. On the other hand – goblin.

By 2008, Dmitry Yuryevich in his hypostasis is a funny translator, to put it mildly,. And the text, I remind, remained exactly the same, even with a slight feeling that the authors signed up. I can’t recall a single right quest from the second part, well, except, of course, a quest with the island of Ktulhu, but there is more guilty that the game flew out like a scum in this place.

In addition to everything, Dimyurych also felt like a conductor, but climbed into the process of developing the game much more actively. In particular, the so -called « correct game mode » shoved out.

This is, frankly, an extra-fired garbage, because of which the game turns into a banal arcade with a view of the Cannon Fodder 3, not by night will be mentioned. The essence is extremely simple – we are not a cadet, like the heroes of the original, but a whole sergeant, right? It is worthless to receive levels to the younger command staff on the murder of rats, he is already super-soldier and capable of everything, just like a witcher of some kind. In other words, in this mode we are already playing for a ready -made character who does not receive experience, and is growing only in authority and capital.

And this is an extremely ambiguous thing. I understand, the notorious logic of the world, but Camon. This is the Tovo, Crownge. We get a strange action with an isometric look. With this approach, I understand that a shooter in the open world would go, but the budget was only on the addon.

On the other hand, nothing prevents us from choosing a classic mode at the beginning of the game, and get, I am not afraid of this word, excellent roof. Yes, it is more difficult to play in it, but the inconspicaces have gone, and at a minimum of money and experience you can always finish on a global card on an unlimited scale, where we now see how just the hordes of the banduugans who are just waiting for you to finally disperse. It is even surprising who is enough to leave the cities, while Hartman is fierce on the planet with his gang?

In addition, they fixed the fighting, ballistics, threw the hand -toopomes to a working species, added three unique weapons, which can only be assembled through the pharma of this very global card, and even imagine, aces, that is, the buff for the whole game after fulfilling some conditions.

You think that’s all? There’s More – the game added a normal selection of partners in the game! Now the gang is gathering purely from local prisoners who are ready to shoot, and, as usual, many can be missed if you do not pay attention and rush by the steam locomotive by the plot. Even the factor “I will not fight nearby with this wise! », And with color partners we will not be allowed to go to Kroyisburg. Someone joins you for the idea, someone is for the unfinished price, but everything, in general, is needed and suitable, because you can pump it out anyone. But only if you have chosen the wrong, classic game mode, which, as we know, is “for the nerds and generally boring, you take the sworn hero immediately and arrange hell”.

Even more than that, let’s take the very first location, the camp of « policemen ». Here, depending on our decisions, we can escape either with an Aryan or with a highlander, while you need to choose exactly, since in the case of choosing one – the second, they are guaranteed to be executed. And if you also enjoy the dialogs, they will execute both of them in general. Tru Black Icel Expires.

After all, we play for an experienced warrior who does not need anything except returning from this hole to a cozy barracks, and in the process of returning we plow the planet as a boar-co-coming boar, because we are already playing for a serious person, and not some cadet that a bunch of rats can be baked in a grocery warehouse.

In short, it turned out great. All spoil only Goblin dialogs. The first part was written, corresponded and debugged in terms of the world of heels, the “Dunights of the dungeons 2” were gathered in haste, and this is directly readable. If there it was possible to see a large number of provocative jokes, then there are only memes about the “sleeve in the tank” and jokes about dogs and boots.

We describe the plot quite simply – we run away from the camp of policemen, six to the local residents of the empire, conduct an investigation on the topic of who is still hooligan, kill the Kthulhu, implement the Nazis, bring the investigation to the logical finale, which consists in the assault of the Police camps, where the company from the first part arrives for help from the first part, plus a mysterious fighter.nicknamed Fluffy, and if I had not read these shitty fan fictions on Kweik, then hell would understand who it is and fucking here. The boar also has a different voice – apparently, it was not possible to drag Vyacheslav Razbayev into the game for the second time. Everything, Happynd, is the final video suspiciously reminiscent of someone a man rewards us with a new title, credits.

Interestingly, the design of the spacesuits does not coincide with the gaming, and more like the armor that we collect in one copy

Actually, the then press noted that the then press, they say, the game would have a normal plot – the best Russian RPG zero would be released. And so – well, a thing for connoisseurs.

The connoisseurs were not so much-by that time the goblin had already entered the circulation, and had just begun his journey on Utabah, making videos with reviews of films in the style of nostalji criticism. Here, by the way, is curious – he began to make them almost simultaneously with him. I thought of it myself, or prompted who ..

The game failed on sale, like everything that came out of the pen of domestic studios in the era of a wide span of normal unlimited Internet. However, you, like the first part, can well be purchased at the Steam service, and only Russian -speaking localization will be available there, since 1C did not even think about the publishing house of the game abroad. The first part, if anything, was released under the name Planet Alcatraz, and possessed a rather dull and unprincipled dubbing on English.

That’s all.

And what in the end? Well, as mentioned above, the goblin became a YouTuber, and only the appearance of the “navigator of the game world”, which, according to the video, has turned into a video game section of the dead end, has been reminiscent of the former video game. And it is not surprising – you see this beautiful person in a black studio?

Yes, this is the editor -in -chief of the Navigator video management, which rose to its separate subsection on a dead end. Well, about the gang of the yutyub channel goblin you yourself know very well.

The « navigator of the game world » itself is also quite alive so far, and even more so – it is sold in paper. Incredibly, but a fact.

Vsevolod Ivanov, who wrote dialogs for playing for sandwiches with a goblin sausage, was spinning a few more years in a Camradian party, until he was expelled under unclear circumstances, and has nothing to do with Gamdev.

Yuri Miroshnikov has been quiet for all tenth years until last year surfaced last year as the producer of the “Hajin” clone Sea of ​​Thieves. A valuable specialist with a rich experience in producing Tresh, what can I say.

Skyphollen, who put the engine for the game, fluttered for several more years, after which they drowned in the industrial vomgl, like many before them, and many after them.

The 1C development department also suffered the same fate-the people resolved someone, but in general, none of them made a breathtaking career in the context of games. Someone in Gaijin, someone in the remnants of Nival, someone in Riot Games.

This is just the work of Mutsaev’s hands. Initially, by the way, the arts were planned for another game that did not leave the stage of the dizdok.

By the way-in the end of the Rito branch, in the end, it was not anyone who went, but Timur Mutsaev himself, who was not just some kind of 2D conceptist, but a man who, among other things, painted the concepts and covers for half the games that he made 1C in those days, starting from the same “translation” of the game “Gorky-18”. If it once seemed to you that they all looked a little similar-it didn’t seem to you.

It didn’t really work out with the heirs of the dilogy – of course, there is an amazing “atomic RPG” with a workday continuation, which tries to beat at the same points of the soul, but does it rather unrefined.

A full -fledged third part of the game did not happen, and it will never happen. Well, only if it does not work to divorce the state on the budget, of course. I sincerely hope our timeline is not so cursed yet.